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收到了这样的一封电邮……

to jian wen only,

if you do not know anything about share market than
you should shut your fucking mouth shut. no wonder you
have to repeat your uni...you really deserve it. you
may not have noticed that nowadays i can't help but
finding your fucking voice is so annoying that i can't
stop cursing your whole family and sorry if something
really happen. your voice is fake and its fucking fake
and fucking shallow malaysian chow ah beng.

像晴朗的早晨，突然蚯蚓钻出地面，乌鸦飞过头顶，黑猫转入墙角……
对于这样“绝顶聪明”的听众，我也只有谦卑的说：

Dear Mr Lor Gee Meng,

Thank you for writing in, i'm still aftaid that you might not.
Leaving black and white "comments", your email address (which lead us to
your IP address for reference) will definitely do us good in improving our
program while "following up" with you.

Do not hessitate to write in more, and do kindly keep your style
consistent, as you indeed live up the "ma la" character in you.

Thank you for your precious time in tuning in.

Cheers,
Jianwen.

想来，我也实在愧对师长，因为我的回应，这位听众始终认为有欠礼仪，他说……

no wonder you failed your uni and also can't get along
with your nokia supervisor during internship.
obviously you've got no brain, what can you do with
just ip address? go report police and then tell them
you got an email scolded by a radio listener is it? or
perhaps you'd get a lawyer and take legal action for
being scolded for not performing up to expectation? i
really can't wait for your stupid "follow up". shallow
chow malaysian ah beng try to talk technical with me,
please go spend sometime study harder when free
instead of talking crap. IDIOT.

说穿了我也不过是个打工仔，左算右算，拿的薪水也实在不足以赔上一家人的命运，我说仁兄，冤有头债有主，不就一张嘴开罪了你，大不了真的用功进取，千方百计“取悦”你，何必座莲，殃及家父家母呢？

但想想，亲朋戚友也未必像他一样为我的事业和表现费心，我真的“受宠若惊”。无以回报，唯有感恩……在此，我祝愿这位仁兄，

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